The President and the Prime Minister

We all wanted to be a wallpaper fly to listen to the conversations between world leaders on the burning issues of the day.

The burning issues are almost unprecedented. The world financial crisis is at its worst since the great depression. A fanatical fundamentalist regime is developing weapons of mass destruction and threatening to destroy Israel and harm the West. It boggles the mind to think if Hitler had a Nuclear Bomb. Now there is a new Hitler that threatens the Jewish state and no one seems to be doing anything about it.
The United States has been at the forefront of efforts to isolate Iran with mixed results so far. Most think that military action is becoming more and more the only option. How will a young president with little or no experience in the international arena deal with his own Nuclear missile crisis? It seems he will be tested as Kennedy was.

This might be a typical conversation between The President of the United States and the Prime Minister of Israel


Netanyahu: Congratulations Mr. President , You are indeed an inspiration to many.

Obama: Thank You Mr. Prime Minister , I should also congratulate you on winning your election.

Netanyahu: yea well it wasn't exactly what I had in mind

Obama: yes I know

Netanyahu: You know as well as I do that this 2 state solution is pointless and ludicrous.

Obama: I know but will never admit saying that

Netanyahu: I have to pretend its an option as well, I think it's the worst possible scenario for all involved.

Obama: 100% of the third worls and 90% of the free world wants this 2 state madness, What can we do?

Netanyahu: its simple Mr. president, very simple. We set up a team to study the issue and come up with solutions. We continue the process and never reach a conclusion.

Obama: can this work? Are people so stupid?

Netanyahu: It has worked till now why should things change now

Obama: Please never tell anybody what I said about the 2 state solution.

Netanyahu: Don't worry Mr. President your secret is safe with me


Obama: What do we do about Iran?

Netanyahu: Simple, we nuke them.

Obama: laughing , that's crazy and you know it.

Netanyahu: okay then , just give us bunker penetrating bombs and we will do the Job.

Obama: ( four letter expletive ) I promised in my campaign to solve this problem diplomatically. I wish I was in Hawaii surfing.

Netanyahu: you don't know how to surf!

Obama: I could learn. IF you Israeli decide to beat the crap out of Iran then I will need to do something

Netanyahu: what would that be?

Obama: not sure. ( obama on his phone ) : Ram Emanuel get in here.

Ram Emanuel : Yes Mr. President

Obama : what do you think we should do with this Iran nuclear crisis?

Ram Emanuel : ( says something in Hebrew to Mr. Netanyahu ) TIKRA OTEM HAPARSEEM HAEYLO.

Obama: Woah, no Hebrew here, what the hell did you say anyway?

Emanuel: Nice tie Mr. Prime minister. Mr President we need to let the Israelis do the dirty work if necessary. We could try a blockade like Kennedy did in 63.

Obama: I am the president and I will decide! We will start a complete blockade of Iran and see if that works. If not then …

Netanyahu: We will attack Iran in 6 months if they do not halt their production of nuclear weapons. We heave no choice.

Obama: what will happen then?

Netahyahu: not sure, maybe third world war maybe nothing. Not sure

Obama: that's great, just terrific.


That might be a conversation that would take place. The free world seems a bit tired in dealing with a new tyrant and Iran is counting on this weakness. If Israel is cornered and forced to attack Iran alone this will be the most significant military operation since the End of the second World War. It is a scenario that few wish to see. It may be the only choice that remains if President Obama is hesitant. If he acts he will have passed his test of his young presidency and this may propel the economy to world to come out of its depression.